every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me
And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes
Like bruh my future wife could be getting fucked right now.. & I’m just laying here. Smh I hate that hoe already
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
That literally got weirder and weirder with every word
This is beautiful.