ireallyhatecornnuts:

books-are-my-entire-life:

estrellaestallando:

books-are-my-entire-life:

I am a potato in a field of flowers.

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these are potato flowers. do you feel better about yourself now?

this is the most uplifting thing one of my posts has ever been blessed with

Potato plants are a member of the nightshade family and is toxic so you also have the potential to poison your enemies (with you know, the leaves and stems, not the roots that we eat).

The more you know.

(Source: sparrowwitharrows, via a-sexxy-serial-killer)

bagelhoarder:

I’m probably going to die at a very young age because I have so much hate in my heart

(via i-was-hoping-someday)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via pizza)

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

(via zackisontumblr)

asvprock:

I’m Ralphy and somethings never change:

maypangs:

dangergays:

just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN

sit down on a bench found at your local church please

(Source: dangergays, via i-was-hoping-someday)

carpaydiem:

homophobic people be like: i’m not homophobic!1! i just don’t like the way gay people kiss, hug, breathe, move, talk, or exist!!!! but i’m not homophobic!!!1!

(via a-sexxy-serial-killer)

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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(via distraction)